March 2012
3 posts
No, I will not go out with you this weekend.
Carnival is my life now
cashcrab:
The National Coalition Of Girls Who Still Think “Rawr Means I Love You In Dinosaur” Is A Thing will be holding a convention this weekend in New York City in which members affiliated with the group will meet together and form a massive sitting circle in which they will all draw pictures of Jack Skellington on each other’s Vans.
February 2012
116 posts
Never mind
The house is super old and REALLY cool but I’m just going to babysit the kids like three days a week instead of living with them because Shawna wants to put the kids in a day care two days a week.
BUT OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
Boston turned a year old on Valentine’s Day but he’s the size of a six month old. He only weighs eighteen pounds and he is the sweetest, cuddliest guy in the...
“At that moment it was as if nothing sad had ever happened to me. It is so...”
– Weetzie Bat in Pink Smog by Francesca Lia Block (via emilie-rainbow)
annefranksgasmask:
if my daughter ever become obsessed with horses im going to send her to ethiopia until she behaves
i'm allergic to my birth control
hives and hives and hives and hives and hives and hives and hives and hives and hives and hives and hives and ow
kaseyweir:
Somebody That I Used To Know -...
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"Hey Sierra. In case you weren't stressed enough...
- My body
“I am so wet that when he touches me his hands slip down over my hipbones, my...”
– Francesca Lia Block, The Hanged Man.
I love how okay Max is with my fear of non...
I’m sorry but you English fucks have too many variations and it freaks me out.
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“I have a daughter who’s 10 and we walked past a billboard the other day...”
– If the culture is so all pervasive that you can’t think outside of it, how are you making genuine choices?
^ That just needed repeating.
(via kungfucarrie)
In our society, women are taught that it's not...
mooncomeshiningdown:
It’s just the pits when you are sitting there in your bed, one hand in a bag of popcorn, the other holding the remote, feeling completely content. Nothing to complain about, nothing really to even think about. Then you notice the bits of salt from the popcorn, itching your back where your shirt has risen. Then you see that same damn fly that just won’t die land on your hand....
For my virginity David offered me thirty bucks and...
I think it’s a good deal.
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thedailydoodles answered your question: Real talk:
YOU COULD SELL YOUR SPOT IN HEAVEN BY HAVING SEX, JUST A WARNING OKAY? From a friend, Love, DMC
This cracks me up
i get upset and then i write really weird shit
thedreamingplace:
nothing has ever frightened me more than the way my throat closed up when i first heard your voice. the way your voice melted over my skin, like the smoothest wax dripping from a candle. everything that i am yearns to be near you, to close my eyes and know your face with just my fingertips. to breathe the smoke from your lungs. i wish i could make sense of how i feel about...
All I want is to have the means to shop online...
“I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks...”
– M.I.A. (via worldlooksred)
ladybird is a fancier way of saying ladybug
i am fancy as shit, megan
I found a ladybird in my hair
White people: I wear Native American war bonnets and face paint because I have a deep appreciation of Native American culture.
Native Americans: Hey, could you stop doing that? It's harmful to us.
White people: Nah, I respect your culture too much to listen to what you have to say about it.
Life would be easier if you could skip the dating...
And just get to the part where you can fart around each other
“Look inside yourself for the answers - you’re the only one who knows what’s best...”
– Charles de Lint, Trader (via acoustic-funeral
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“If you are a white woman and you want to call yourself a feminist, you must...”
Seriously, America?: glitter-femin1sts:... →
glitter-femin1sts:
lifeofatokophobic:
You will never truly understand how offensive rape jokes are if you’ve never been raped.
You will never truly understand how racism feels if you have white privilege.
You will never truly understand how it feels when people say words like “gay”…